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NOTE 1: NOT ALL OF THESE LAWS ARE FOR THE WHOLE STATE
NOTE 2: THESE ARE THE ONES THAT I PICKED OUT THERE'S MORE ON THE WEB SITE


Alabama
1.It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
2.Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
3.It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
4.Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
5.Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
6.It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
7.You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Alaska
1.No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
2.Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
3.Clowns beware!
4.Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

Arizona
1.It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
2.When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posses.
3.You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
4.Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
5.If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
6.No more than six girls may live in any house.
7.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
8.It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
9.Women may not wear pants.

Arkansas
1.The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
2.A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
3.A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
4.It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
5.Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
6.No one may suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.
7.Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

California
1.Bathhouses are against the law.
2.Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
3.It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
4.No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
5.Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
6.You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
7.It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Colorado
1.One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
2.It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
3.No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
4.It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
5.Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
6.Throwing missiles at cars is illegal.
7.Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
8.Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
9.It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
10.Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
11.Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
12.It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
13.It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Connecticut
1.You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2.In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
3.It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
4.Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
5.You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
6.You may not educate dogs.
7.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
8.It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
9.Silly string is banned.
10.It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

Delaware
1.No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
2.One may not whisper in church.
3.No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

Florida
1.The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
2.One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
3.Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
4.It is illegal to sell your children.
5.Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
6.If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
7.Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
8.Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
9.You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
10.Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
11.It is considered an offense to shower naked.
12.You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Georgia
1.The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
2.Signs are required to be written in English.
3.It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
4.All citizens must own a rake.
5.Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
6.Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
7.It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.
8.On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.

Hawaii
1.All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
2.Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho
1.Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
2.You may not fish on a camel’s back.
3.Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
4.Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
5.A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Indiana
1.You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
2.You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
3.The English language is not to be spoken.
4.One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
5.Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
6.Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
7.In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
8.It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
9.Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
10.It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
11.Cars may not be driven through the town.
12.If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city’s water to water it.
13.Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
14.Bowling is forbidden.
15.It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.

Illinois
1.Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
2.If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
3.The value of Pi is 3.
4.It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
5.One may not sniff glue.
6.Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
7.A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
8.Liquor stores may not sell milk.
9.One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

Iowa
1.A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
2.One-armed piano players must perform for free.
3.Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
4.Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.
5.It is illegal to read persons palms in the city limits.
6.The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
7.The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.
8.Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
9.One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.
10.No person may pick a flower from a city park.
11.Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

Kansas
1.Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
2.Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
3.No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
4.If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
5.Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
6.Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
7.No one may wear a bee in their hat.
8.One may not picket a funeral.
9.Musical car horns are banned.
10.No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Kentucky
1.Dogs may not molest cars.
2.A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

Louisiana
1.“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
2.Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
3.It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
4.Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
5.It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
6.One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
7.Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
8.No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.

Maine
NO NO NO! THIS IS FAR AS I GO! IF I DIDN'T GET TO YOUR STATE I DON'T GIVE A RIP, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! DX

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